barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t
Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t

Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

(via professor-stark)

ladyzolstice:

when u want to draw but also u don’t want to draw

image

(via professor-stark)

magoberry:

FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

(via professor-stark)

hanji-zoe:

aph-prussiaa:

hanji-zoe:

is this attack on titan

yes

hanji-zoe:

aph-prussiaa:

hanji-zoe:

is this attack on titan

yes

image

(via gabbiwuzhere)

rtamerica:

Black TV producer on way to Emmys party mistaken for bank robber, handcuffed, held for six hours
An African-American film producer in Beverly Hills for an Emmy pre-party was handcuffed and detained for around six hours on Friday night as police believed he fit the description of a suspect in a nearby bank robbery.
Charles Belk said he left a restaurant alone to refill a parking meter when he was suddenly surrounded by six police cars “handcuffed very tightly, fully searched for weapons, and placed back on the curb,”  he wrote on his Facebook page with an accompanying photo of him sitting on the curb as two police officers stand close by. 

rtamerica:

Black TV producer on way to Emmys party mistaken for bank robber, handcuffed, held for six hours

An African-American film producer in Beverly Hills for an Emmy pre-party was handcuffed and detained for around six hours on Friday night as police believed he fit the description of a suspect in a nearby bank robbery.

Charles Belk said he left a restaurant alone to refill a parking meter when he was suddenly surrounded by six police cars “handcuffed very tightly, fully searched for weapons, and placed back on the curb,” he wrote on his Facebook page with an accompanying photo of him sitting on the curb as two police officers stand close by. 

(via lycanboots)

nickjamesbxtch:

cruelredsmear:

vshleymve:

squishietechies:

One of my biggest insecurities is my stretch marks. After I had my son I was covered in them. It’s been over two years and the deep gashes have made no progress on disappearing.

So in an attempt to try to not hate them (and myself) as much, here they are.

extremely beautiful

Women are incredible

That looks awesome

(via thesetitsarereal)

agentlonestar:

judgemccoy:

buchananbooty:

clintkates:

fun father’s day idea: break your dad out of the pentagon

and hold his head gently so he doesn’t get whiplash

what?

Whiplaaaaaash

(via thesetitsarereal)

cyclopette:

how small is this goddamn pig

(Source: vine.co, via athpluver)

arinae:

maraudingmaps:



Somehow this post is more relevant now.

arinae:

maraudingmaps:

Somehow this post is more relevant now.

(Source: brightmisha, via thesetitsarereal)

unstablehunter:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

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so i called him and

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IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

(Source: oddhorror, via athpluver)

riddlemehiddleston:

greeleys:

reshiham:

This Is Getting Out Of Hand.png

WHY DO I EVEN LEAVE THE INTERNET, SERIOUSLY

it ended here because nobody knows what the wiggly brackets are called

(Source: greatjaggi, via professor-stark)

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

image

(via thesetitsarereal)

elipanda56:

tralilalilulu:

this cartoon though…

we are all fucked up for a reason

(via professor-stark)

lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

image

(Source: lubricates, via professor-stark)